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2024-02-15 王颜汐 精彩小资讯



粤语八字冷笑话

开头

粤语八字冷笑话，顾名思义，就是用粤语讲的八个字的笑话。这些笑话通常只有八个字，但往往能让人笑得前俯后仰。粤语八字冷笑话的内容非常广泛，从日常生活到社会热点，无所不包。

1. 八字冷知识

- 生到出世就系错。(一生出来就是错的)

- 鸡批细过芝麻糊，个个都中意。(鸡巴比芝麻糊还小，每个人都喜欢)

- 俾钱嫖金鱼，无鳞都照扑。(给钱嫖娼，没鳞也照上)

- 番薯唔洗剥皮食，会多野味。(红薯不用剥皮吃，会有野味)

2. 八字社会热点笑话

- 党铁现做咪走鸡，专运偷渡妹。(党铁现在不卖火车票了，专门运送偷渡妹)

- 政府部长穿西装，个个系大细路。(政府部长穿西装，个个都是大孩子)

- 警察查人唔设卡，个个专查黑房车。(警察查人不设关卡，个个专查黑车)

- 世博会落户沪上，个个专睇世博会。(世博会落在上海，个个都专看世博会)

3. 八字日常生活笑话

- 死人对答无颜色，个个做戏只靠吹。(死人不说话，个个做戏只靠吹牛)

- 买份报纸无睇过，个个专讲经济差。(买了一份报纸都没有看过，个个都说经济差)

- 借钱唔使还钱俾，个个专做老赖仔。(借钱不还钱，个个都做老赖)

- 男人出轨唔使惊，个个专靠戴帽仔。(男人出轨不用怕，个个都戴帽子)

结尾

粤语八字冷笑话，虽然只有八个字，但往往能让人笑得前俯后仰。这些笑话的内容非常广泛，从日常生活到社会热点，无所不包。如果你想在闲暇时间找点乐子，不妨看看粤语八字冷笑话，保证让你笑得合不拢嘴。

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